My sister can't find my cat and I realized I left the garage up for about five minutes after I parked.
i’m worried.
September 2011
i just noticed what billy posted.
i didnt think he actually posted it
billy…..
“Summer camp was kind of like the internet before the internet. Like at summer camp you were cooler and better looking than you were ‘IRL’.”
—John Green
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
- Fascinating discourse, chum
- Riveting fable, comrade
- Intriguing anecdote, brethren
- Perpetuating argument, colleague
- Sweet saga, yo
- Waste of time, jerk
- Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
- Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
- Interesting intellect, imbecile
- Trepidating bore, fetus
- Ballin’ gossip, dawg
I shall put these to use
SWEET SAGA, YO
I like cereal.
hurpidurpdurrdurr I’m a banana HI KEVIN I like unicorns and rainbows. Ahingadingadurgen. I like Korean women, unce ounce unce
STOP LOOKING AT MY MOM
Waived Fee
- Kat: So I'm applying to my friend's school because they waived the fee and it'd probably annoy her.
- Nylah: Make some of your answers funny.
- Kat: Middle name:
- Kat: Brosephine.
Sent in my first college application~. :3
Response to my craigslist ad.
Im on a the phone with a singer
He’s actually a very good writer
But he’s 30,
A recovering heroine addict
And ex-convict
I’m pretty sure that’s a deal breaker.
Ohohoh he just said he had a 142 IQ
….
I shouldn’t put my phone number on the Internet.
For thanksgiving
I actually do hope you spend the week here.
Shore crest meet tomorrow
i love it~ they are crazy pro. Like two and half twisters lol
Cat Fight
- Grant: It's so funny when my cat and dog fight.
- Kat: Yeah I had this cat and kitten that would roll in a ball fighting.
- Kat: They were loud too. Just this caterwaul of feline cries.
- Grant: You're so white.
- Grant: I mean you just used "caterwaul" in everyday conversation.
- Grant: Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiite.
Granny
I love it when my grandma is here. When I get home my room is always cleaned and my bed is made.
Its like living in a hotel.
18
- Nylah: It's weird that my mom will be fifty in a few years.
- Kat: It's weird that I'll be eighteen in a matter of months.
- Nylah: Oh yeah.
- Kat: Like I could go in strip clubs, smoke or get a tattoo.
- Nylah: . . . Why are strip clubs the first thing you think of?
“We are all going, I thought, and it applies to turtles and turtlenecks, Alaska the girl and Alaska the place, because nothing can last, not even the earth itself. The Buddha said that suffering was caused by desire, we’d learned, and that the cessation of desire meant the cessation of suffering. When you stopped wishing things wouldn’t fall apart, you’d stop suffering when they did.”
—Looking for Alaska, by John Green (via nitnat7)
Things they don't want to hear.
It would be nice to not have nightmares are the nights that I can actually get more than four hours of sleep.
i found a band
and they dont practice is south tampa
omfg i dont remember the last time i was this excitedddddd
i cant even type
gfdshfsdnhgfgabfdav ds
Play
0:23
protab where have you been all my life?
just found out the joy formidable's playing the orpheum tomorrow.
damn.
I had strawberry jam on toast for the first time since I left Cahersiveen.
My heart is breaking.
My ceiling is almost full.
I’m not sure were I’ll start writing next.
Only two people have seen it and one of them actually reads it.
I mean its stuff that I’d probably tell him anyway.
But I still feel like I have nothing to myself but a cheap half-filled locket diary from ‘02.
Not wanting to forget is a real god damn burden.
When you get a Facebook friend request from...
PreddiassindependentTonyanailsdonehairdoneeverythingdid Jackson
You know damn well thats not what your mother named you.
Fmlfmlfmlfml my back is in so much pain.
Fucking reserve dives.
Self-control is a nice thing.
Is the first person who ever starred in or produced the first car dealership commercial on radio or TV in which the announcer was SHOUTING now dead and in the afterlife confined to a special circle of Hell?
