April 2010
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I Had a Dream
I had a dream once. I was training to be a Samurai. A lust for vengeance swam through my veins. For what or who was unknown - hazy and ambiguous, really. I traveled deep into the mountains of Japan to meet my master. He was a short rotund man. A blaze of passion and honor lit his onyx eyes. What he lacked in height was made up for in skill and bellicosity. It was my first day. I stood before the...
17 Again
Alex: What are you doing? Stop look- -burps-
Mark: What was that?
Alex: A burp?
Mark: Why are you burping?
Alex: I have tummy issues, get over it!
Watchadventuretime:
Channel Frederator brings you an exclusive first look at Adventure Time, the new animated series on Cartoon Network. We speak with creator Pen Ward about the show, animation in general, and the new Adventure Time game, “Righteous Quest” + exclusive never-before-seen footage from the show. Mathematical!!! Adventure Time premieres on Cartoon Network April 5th at 8 p.m. ET/PT....
APRIL FOOLS
LOL so all friends made there profile pictures on facebook unfortunate pictures of me… kind of a had to be there funny. »
HILAROUS GUYS.
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand:
She didn’t find him attractive.
She left him that way.
March 2010
Flashforward
Flosso smoking: All villains smoke, we know this, yes?
Simon: And who are you?
Flosso: I'm the villain.
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I heard that you learned how to play guitar from...
It was Sir Isaac Newton, actually.
interrogate me o-o
thoroughly infatuated.
“You can’t hate someone whose story you know.”
Most of the time when I get to know someone I learn to hate them. Recently I met this girl and immediately knew I didn’t care for her. Our first impressions made me want to punt a puppy into a woodchipper. However a mutual friend told me some things about her and I found out that we’re all too similar. It’s funny...
