Yeah, I have like 876543556768 viruses. Every time I open the internet a picture...– Tyra
Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious...– Blaise Pascal
The Quiet Type
Nick: She's quiet.
Kat: Quiet people are the most interesting.
Nick: . . . Killers are quiet.
Kat: Killers are also psychologically fascinating.
Who Is Travis Clark?: bomb threat in the city we... →
So literally right now there is an “unmarked package” sitting on the front steps of the courthouse in Allentown, Pennsylvania which conveniently happens to be next door to the venue we are playing tonight. The streets are all blocked off and no one is allowed in or out of the area. Cops are lining… o.o
Question: What does the Yeti look like?
John Green: She looks kind of like a kitten wrestling a rainbow.
thingsmydatereallysaidlastnight: “Oh my god… This is soo much better than playing on Sim City…”
dailyeffort: Ida Maria: Oh My God
Kat Beat Script Frenzy In Twenty-Two Days →
For the time being, I’m ignoring the fact that the screenplay is still unfinished »
Ben: I might just go to the gas station in this. I shit you not.
Kat: You are so ghetto. Do you have matching slippers?
Ben: Even better. I've got fur-lined crocs.
LOLWUT YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE THIS IS ME NOT CARING. NOT CARING, DAMMIT.
Tyra: Do you have bowel muscles?
Me: ...like poop muscles?
Tyra: No, like...yes. Poop muscles. Do you have them?!
IT GRINDS MY GEARS
when people IM while I am offline to continue a conversation that we clearly closed prior to me logging off. </weirdkatpetpeeve>
It’s bad when this change so much that you have to stop and ask yourself, “Did that really happen?”
I go to seek a great perhaps.– The Last Words of François Rabelais
While walking my dog I got an idea for a short story - maybe even a novel. I started working on it a couple of days ago even though I have yet to finish my screenplay. It’s not the genre I usually like to write but I like where it’s going so far. I’m at the point where I want to name it. There’s just something thoroughly satisfying when you name a project, however; I feel...
Kat: How the hell do I cite the Bible in my paper?
Nylah: ". . . And he said let there be light." (God) That's how.
Did you know Dolphins are just gay sharks?– Brit, Glee
pages ‘til the win.
Nylah: GUESS WHAT?!?!
Kat: IT BETTER NOT BE NOTHING.
Nylah: . . . nevermind.
thingsmydatereallysaidlastnight: “Hey my ex-girlfriend stole my car, so we’re going to have to walk”
Fear is the mother of mortality.– Friedrich Nietzsche
Those who do not complain are never pitied.– Mrs. Bennet - Pride & Prejudice
Kat: . . . So he dared me to scream sing and now I'm in pain.
Nylah: Don't you know not to listen boys?
Kat: My bad. It's like kingergarten all over again.
Nylah: Kindergarten rules always apply, don't eat the paste, don't listen to boys and picking your nose is gross.
Song Stuck in My Head
It’s been a half hour. I’ve got this song stuck in my head I can remember eight words of it and can’t figure it out Dx. This is driving me nuts.
power’s out :/ My computer will die in T-minus 2 minutes.
Kat: See we both win.
Malina: Or we both lose. Or I do and you don't and vise-versa.
Kat: You're such an ass I bet you snack on dreaming children.
Malina: All the fancy possiblities on the table, I'm saying th-- Dreaming children are tasty.