January 2011
4 tags
Resolution
Ryan Seacrest: What are you're resolutions?
Ke$ha: Not become a douchebag.
2 tags
From End to End
The concept of a New Year’s Resolution is ridiculous. I don’t understand why some people wait until the New Year to change something they could’ve fixed long ago.
Because my plans today consist of movies, un-carbonated grape juice and Brawl, I’m doing this thing I found on facebook.
4 Quotes / Lyrics / Comments to describe 2010:
1: “Fear is the mother of...
December 2010
1 tag
Awesome Hockey Game
is awesome.
1 tag
Awful Odor
Kat: Oh god, what is that smell?
Mom: Does it smell like musty shame and bribery?
Kat: . . . Yeah actually.
Mom: Oh, that's the perfume your father got me for Christmas.
Be Careful This New Year's Eve
fakescience:
Those Words
were like finding a bottle of water two hundred miles into the desert.
2 tags
“I don’t know what your generation’s fascination is with documenting your every...”
– Mr. Griffith (Thomas Haden Church) - Easy A (via betsy-pr)
“My tongue will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will...”
– The Taming of the Shrew, William Shakespeare (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
“I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the...”
– Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via sore-thumbelina)
that awkward moment when a black person's talking...
-livinglifecrazyloud:
1 tag
I have the maturity of a fetus.
competitorscompeting asked: OF COURSE you have a Tumblr.
I think...
It’s a Lost in Translation day.
competitorscompeting asked: OF COURSE you have a Tumblr.
1 tag
Small Penis Rule →
500daysofkissingmypillow:
The “small penis rule” is an informal strategy used by authors to evade libel lawsuits. It was described in a New York Times article in 1998: “…For a fictional portrait to be actionable, it must be so accurate that a reader of the book would have no problem linking the two,” … One way authors can protect themselves from libel suits is to say that a character has a small...
1 tag
pinned-roses asked: So...what will you be whoring?? You can't be asexual and a whore!
...are you whoring yourself with yourself? That's just genius.
...are you whoring yourself with yourself? That's just genius.
Watchparchedlips:
carrylsheree:
glamourfashionhoex:
sicknasty:
-br0core:
immaturitykeepsmeyoung-:
phuongynguyen:
rudeboyadams:
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CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
FOREVER REBLOG.
i just sat here for 30 minutes with this
i just died like 232 times. looooove
OMFG I JUST DIED. <333333333333
...
pinned-roses asked: So...what will you be whoring?? You can't be asexual and a whore!
...are you whoring yourself with yourself? That's just genius.
...are you whoring yourself with yourself? That's just genius.
“I aspire to be an asexual blob, I am also a whore.”
– Kat lewis (via themgmt234)
1 tag
Fuck That
I’ll take the immature route every fzkin’ time.
That awkward moment when you go in the pantry and...
1 tag
Look at this idiot's facebook picture lulz →
Just broke one of my mom's vases. . .
awkwarddddd….
2 tags
nakedaswewere asked: Hey bitch shit.
Reblog the photo of me
I am trying to become Tumblr Famous
KTHNX
:D
Reblog the photo of me
I am trying to become Tumblr Famous
KTHNX
:D
nakedaswewere asked: Hey bitch shit.
Reblog the photo of me
I am trying to become Tumblr Famous
KTHNX
:D
Reblog the photo of me
I am trying to become Tumblr Famous
KTHNX
:D
Not the same but never really changed either.
1 tag
If tumblr was a job, and I got paid for every...
teenagefantasyxo:
3 tags
First time I felt truly happy in ages. . .
</clicheteenageangststatement>
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Puns
Nick: When I was in the hospital this one guy would smear his own shit on the wall.
Kat: You should, like, write a memoir. Holy crap.
Kat: No pun intended.
