BRB DYING OF EMBARASSMENT
Most embarrassing night last night:
I had to do the announcements for the soccer game and of course my speech impediment decided to get its impeding on. kagsg it was horrible lulz.
Nylah: Your mother is leaving Hawaii now.
Kat: No, she leave tomorrow.
Nylah: Well her facebook status says otherwise. And Facebook is law.
Kat: Facebook, like the Constitution, is up for interpretation. Some people thought slavery was a constitutional right and other thought it wasn't.
Nylah: . . . Katherine, are you equating slavery with Facebook?
Mike: I can bench 180. Kat: Am I suppose to be impressed? Mike: I’m sorry but what can you bench? I can bench 4/3 of your body weight.
I had to interview with my mentor today and well, we were taking pictures and I...– Sybil
pinned-roses asked: you are dumb. YOU ARE REALLY DUMB. forreal. =\
: This all has reminded me again that NaNo is in 6... →
watsonaitor: moriartyisirish: takemetoyourtardis: donthateexterminate: unlikely—-hero: donthateexterminate: SO MUCH ANXIETY, I know what I’m going to write and all that but I’m still worried. WHAT IF ITS NOT ENOUGH? GURL. GURL> Calm the fuck down it is gonna be aiiiiiihgt. Even If you only get to 50 words. *insert pervy dance gif* (where you… I’ve only just joined, still...
Day Two - Nine things about yourself.
1) I play guitar and bass. 2) By the December 1st I will be able to say that I wrote three novels in a year - do work. 3) I dive for my school. 4) I want to adopt a kid of Asia when I’m old. 5) My guitars are named Leslie, Rico, Jonas and AJ and bass is Jack. 6) I refuse to say instate for college. 7) John Green is my patron saint of young adult literature. 8) I love to sleep. 9) I...
pinned-roses asked: don't be judging my life. I can shamelessly self-promo all I please. if it bothers you, stop following me, punk!
Day One - Ten things you want to say to ten...
1) I’d tell you this if 1. It wasn’t bizarre, 2. You weren’t easily freaked out and 3. You weren’t insecure: You’re growing up and I’m proud. 2) No. It’s not: I THROW MY HANDS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AY OH, GALILEO. urdoinitwrong. 3) Things got weird. I don’t know what I did (and I probably did something, I always do) but I’m sorry even if I never say it. 4) You have no...
Because I have better things to do
But I won’t do them. Ten Day Challenge Day One - Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now. Day Two - Nine things about yourself. Day Three - Eight ways to win your heart. Day Four - Seven things that cross your mind a lot. Day Five - Six things you wish you’d never done. Day Six - Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever) Day Seven - Four turn offs. Day Eight...
Don’t tell me this is the crash because you are one high I never want to come down from.
Anonymous asked: i stalk you.... :[ , i cant help it, i been following you online for months and i think i can say.. i love you.....
Nylah: WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD?
Kat: BECAUSE BIRTH CONTROL MAKES YOU FAT.
I am giving you multiple lol's.
obvi i dont want to talk to you.
In less than an hour,
thedeclancoyne: thedeclancoyne: I will be making it rain at Degrassi. - Declan Reblogging because my eyebrows will be gracing all of your television screens soon. - Declan
Exhausting an Unnecessary Lexicon
Mike: So he consumed a copious amount of corn dogs.
Drew: Why can't you just say he ate a lot of corn dogs?
Mike: Why must you hate?
I lost the game.
just bee tee dubz.