May 2012
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
“But there is so much to do: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing...”
– Looking for Alaska by John Green (via breathebetweenlines)
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My sister is fifteen.
FIFTEEN
and still can’t stay home by herself for two hours.
Her special needs aren’t even that involved.
So fucking irritating. She doesn’t leave her room. She wouldn’t even fucking notice that the house is empty I’ve left her I here so many times without telling her and she’s fine.
But no if you tell her she has to go fucking...
keep flipping between facebook and tumblr
keep seeing the same thing
i should watch a movie or something.
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finally found my tool kit
now i dont even feel like changing my strings.
fuck everything.
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its always on my fucking desk so i can fucking find it.
who the hell moved it
BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: Help one of my students... →
inothernews:
Fellow Tumblrers — please feel free to help Ray and his students out, if you can!
detroitsomething:
Dear followers, teachers, and the Tumblr #education community,
My name is Ray Stoeser and I am a second year English teacher at Crockett Technical High School in Detroit, MI. This…
Zodiac Fears
Aries - separation/detachment
Taurus - change
Gemini - being alone
Cancer - feeling unloved
Leo - being ignored
Virgo - disorder
Libra - anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that'll destroy their life
Scorpio - failure and inadequacy
Sagittarius - being controlled
Capricorn - being misunderstood and not being good enough
Aquarius - being locked in
Pisces - upsetting others and rejection
slept for the first time in a bout a week.
it was nice.
Cross out what you've already read. Six is the...
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the...
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nakedrussia:
romanorgasm:
hungarysovaries:
saddeer:
three day weekend
im already off for the summer
i’ve been off since 2011
i burnt my school down
Alex is right.
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