it was probably my publix.
im gonna throw up.
Greatest porn intro ever
“HEY WHAT THE FUCK”
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So this is my Dad’s Status:
My daughter and her boyfriend asked me to play board games with them on a Saturday night! One of many great nights as a dad!
alex what are we doing with our lives
